Editor: Inspired by the limerick “Sally” in the film series “The Crown” — with apologies to the Brits. John Phaup, New Bern

Behold our Lord Donald the Rex

Who believes only what he can text

Tho plenty of navel to gaze

(And much to our on-line dismays)

He keeps his head up his glorious Apps.

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